October 2010
1 post
“I like you a lot.”
– -Adam
This, in response to me asking him was he eating a bowl of granola and soymilk with bananas in it, which I could see that he was.
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
5 posts
And now I tell you openly/ You have my heart so...
saltysweets:
welcometobeingpretty:
Tedious, painful, and probably not worth the time and effort you put into it. That’s also how you describe a long distance relationship, which is what Going the Distance is about.
… Sometimes true, but the effort is still so worth it in the end
Ok, maybe. But what if, this is just hypothetical, you meet the guy of your dreams and he’s everything...
I took a morning after pill recently even though I...
It took an hour, maybe a day/ but once I really...
I want to make a movie about someone, a lady, who falls in love with a robot and doesn’t find out that its a robot until later in the movie. And it’s so chilling when she finds out, because this robot is really human-acting and what does it mean? Are we all robots? That kind of thing. It’s a really bad movie. Also, the robot is played by Jude Law and as a director, I am going to...
July 2010
9 posts
20 Things I Wish I'd Known at 20
foxandbunny:
Via Mighty Girl:
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3. Don’t waste your time. If you have to play hard to get, move on. You’ll know when you’ve found a healthy relationship because it won’t confuse you.
Jeez! If I could add one thing it would be don’t get super mad that you didn’t know all of these things until 29, since you just read this now.
Listen Here, Young Lady.
My last boyfriend moved to LA a couple months ago. We dated for about a year and though my mom usually reserves judgement on guys I date so that she can talk shit about them when they inevitably peace, she really unabashedly adored Kyle. I did not, at least not unabashedly. There was actually quite a lot of bashed happening. Still, when we broke up I was worried that I might encounter the dreaded...
Gimme Your Number, I'll Call
Adam just left my house. (Ed.- He had when I started this post one million years ago, now he’s gone. It was early. Get it?) I was a stop-over on his way to a stop-over in his home town, on his way to something awesome somewhere else, because I offered and I have AC. I think I have been downplaying this a bit by not at all mentioning it for the sake of the narrative thread, but Adam has been...
But Still You're Surprised When I Eat You
Colin just texted me. Once again, it’s been a full 30 hours since my fumbling attempt to make him call me, just to nestle you snugly in a context. Get ready.
It’s almost insulting. Like, if you are going to wait one million years to text me back, can you be bothered to at least have a cohesive fucking thought? If that’s the universe’s way of telling you to enjoy...
We'll Make Things Right, We'll Feel it All,...
Except do you remember what happened when Angela Chase finally got Jordan Catalano to date her?
All day on the 4th of July, I had his attention from afar and then, well…then I started this blog. He was/ is in Nashville for the holiday, and I was out in New Jersey spending the day with my ex and his brother (we’ll get to that). Texting to and fro, about our activities, how carefree we...
Hair's too long and in your eyes/
Posting a picture of him would be a bad idea, and not only because it would be creepy. It would just never come across. You know when you like someone so much it’s terrifying? Like, he gets messy-drunk and starts singing U2 to your friends boyfriend and doing way too canny impressions of an orangutan drinking lager and you end up more retarded for him at the end of the night than before that...
Landslide
I have no idea how to use tumblr. I don’t even know how to read other people’s tumblrs. What does it mean when there are indentations? And italics?
Maybe it’s hard for me because In about 6 months I’ll be thirty. Geezers don’t get the internet, unless they are steve jobs, and then I call them “geezrs.” Who cares, though, right? I’m lucky to pass for...
